Monday, February 27, 2012

I promise...

This will not turn into Tumblr. This however is funny and true.

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Doing lines...

I find it so very odd that hours of frustration can pass without notice in the pursuit of that one tiny string of alphanumeric bliss.

One tiny thing can be out of place and NOTHING works. It then takes an hour or more to realize... that's not a semi-colon. Damn.

Today's frustration is brought to you by the letter .PNG click thru transparency and the letter ARRRRGH!!!

Closed captioning provided by fluid layouts are not for artistic sites.

Wednesday, February 8, 2012

This week on antiques roadshow...

In an earlier post I commented about a "center" tag causing a problem in IE. My friend pointed out center is a "deprecated" tag.

I understand deprecated is a technology term and it means something has come along that works the same in a different way or is just better. HOWEVER, I believe that as long as it still works use it! (unless it fucks up your layout of course)

There are times when I just can't get div align to play nice with anything so I use center because I am lazy. CSS has made things easier in many ways but there are a few things that can be a pain to implement from time to time. Anyone remember "hspace" and "vspace"? They still work so fuck W3 and their gestapo BS.

It's like prop making. It might look like shit on the inside but as long as it works and looks good on the outside, who cares!? So use those tags labeled old and dated until they are phased out entirely. (However, you should still know the other stuff too. I'm not saying to ignore it entirely.)

Standards be damned.

Sunday, February 5, 2012

In the jungle, the mighty jungle...

Safari is such a bad browser.

It's like the IE of Mac computers. When compared to the other browsers out there it's no wonder I downloaded the icab browser on my touch. There is basic functionality that is severely missing. Ever tried to view the source of a webpage? It's like trying to decipher something in notepad.

HTML5? Sure.. maybe. It might work.

I don't hate it as much as I do IE. I'd say I'm more disappointed in what they are lacking. So for those of you who try to look at webpages on Safari that I make (including on mobile devices) if something doesn't work... sorry.

Get to a real computer.

Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Like a cajun scream....

Anytime I design a website I dread... let me repeat that, DREAD looking at it in Internet Explorer. Why you ask? Simple. IE does not play well with others.

I don't know what Microsoft's problem is but I'm guessing it's that they think they are right and everyone else is crazy. There are functions and behaviors in IE that make NO sense. As an example, tonight I saw something that I have never seen before. Two DIV layers were created when there was only code for one. Why is this you ask? Because I had a "center" tag before the DIV layer. HUNH!? Exactly. Makes no sense to me either but it only took me an hour or so to figure out that little bit of lunacy.

Here is the problem: While everything works fine on every other browser I have, IE plays by it's own rules. So much so that they had to create a piece of HTML known as "If IE". What it does is tells the webpage that if you are looking at that page in IE to use a certain set of rules. The fact this piece of code even HAS to exist is insane.

IE has plagued web designers since day one. When other people looked at the shortcomings of that browser they decided to take matters into their own hands and now you have a handful of browsers to choose from. (mind you they all tend to work the same way... more or less. I'm looking at you Safari.)

I am all for having proprietary ideas. trying to standardize something with a militant fist is not the answer either (hear that W3?). However while IE was working on a way to make your text scroll and annoy people who come to your website, everyone else was trying to devise functions that were useful... ok well maybe not Netscape but I digress.

Thankfully people are wising up. The newer versions of IE have finally caught up to everyone else in some respects and are implementing CSS3 tactics... but not as many as they could. I refuse to switch because so many still have IE8 and I need to make sure stuff will work as best it can.

Except for those still using IE 6. You can suffer.