Sunday, August 19, 2012

Cuppa Java...

Why the fuck is javascript so complicated? I understand it has to be to function and get our content to do all of those awesome things they can do. There are times I think learning a foreign language would be easier.

I am slightly envious of those who just "get it" and can hand code the shit in their sleep. As for those of us who are too retarded to wrap our heads around the concept of "$If this. then this.but if not(then do the hokey pokey)and eat a dick}", we have to sift thru the rubble that is the internet and find examples that work THIS WEEK.

Thankfully places like Stack Overflow exist with people much smarter than myself. The screwed up thing is, when I asked a question and got an answer it was so simple yet that answer didn't seem to exist ANYWHERE else on the net. It was always something that was super complicated.

Java makes my dick itch....