Thursday, February 28, 2013

Funky towel, towels got the font.

I don't want this blog to turn into nothing but ranting about IE but... goddamn it.

It's the only browser I know that causes all of your content to shift elsewhere because of some random </font> tag that it REFUSES to ignore.

It's like javascript. "Sorry, You can't do that because you have one too many spaces in your line of code." JUST BE SMARTER THAN ME DAMN YOU!

Is that too much to ask?

Friday, February 8, 2013

I'm out...

Just had this conversation with a friend about Wordpress:

Me - No fuck it. Never again. Much like my previous relationships I refuse to understand why they are so difficult so me and wordpress are breaking up.

I'm getting back all of my clothes and albums and fucking letting them have the couch

Them - lol, could be worse.

Me- yah wordpress could have called the cops on me

Monday, January 14, 2013

Visualize wordpress...

The visual editor in Wordpress is a fucking joke.

"Gee looks centered there. Let me preview it."
(Things are NOT centered, there is huge blocks of white space and other unsundry things)
"FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU"

What takes me an hour to "fix" in wordpress I could hand code in 15 minutes. If I ever am in the same room with the person who created wordpress my hands will have a few choice words with his throat.

Wednesday, January 2, 2013

Img src="Happy New Year"

The one thing I dread most about the new year?

Having to go change the copyright date on all of the websites I maintain.

Monday, September 24, 2012

How to install my ire...

I am getting sick of script writers who don't know how to change their install guides or have them match the file names when they update their files.

Case in Point: This plugin says to put this -
<link type="text/css" rel="stylesheet" href="path-to/zoom1.3.3.css"/> in your head tag.

However when you open the file you download, the file in question is named "zoomy.css" Can we not take a couple minutes of time to UPDATE YOUR GODDAMN EXAMPLES PLEASE!? (The .js file example is the same kinda shit too)

This is not an isolated incident either. I have encountered all sorts of pages like this. For someone who has been doing this a while it's irritating. For a newbie, it's fooking confusing.

Needless to say I am not going to be using that script.